I get gifts like these because:

I don’t obey voices.

Jimmy is married to Nancy.

Ben has Lindsey.

My mother is Connie my father is Thomas but really my MOTHER is Lisa and my FATHER is Nick.

I have family and friends who used to call me frenemies who now refer to me as just their enemy.

It is my job to be depressed, fearful and angry.

Any questions?

-Jennie Nawrocki