Resting bitch face

Or

Partners with every person I see

Which

Toxic

Or

Good to have around

Which

Inability

Or

Deserves an award

Which

Doesn’t know the room

Or

Understands the room

Which

Call you an bastard

Or

Call you Sexy

Which

Mean

Or

Silly and funny

Which

Stupid

Or

Knows what she is talking about

Which

Crazy

Or

Normal

You can’t have both all the time especially when a whole room of women and men claims your their friendemny and spouse simultaneously.

More attracted to ?

Stacy or Darren

Alea or Zack

Amy or Wyeth

Julie or Alex

Stephanie or Brandon

Joanna or Josh

Kate or Michael

Julia or Brad

Meryl or Tom

Ellen or Jimmy

Choose you can’t be both, if we are then that is one dysfunctional relationship that needs to be changed.

-Jennie Nawrocki